My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.
seriously though, hearing billies voice comforts me so fucking much and makes me feel so at home. thank you billie. you taught me how to live
billie joe armstrong is the fluffiest of endangered species and he must be protected at all costs
- what are taxes and how do I pay them?
- worry not
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
what guys say PMS does:
- turns women into emotional bitches
what PMS actually does:
- increases breast size from retaining water
- increases sex drive
- lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism
also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic